What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 02.07.2025 02:24

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Analysis & Anal Cysts

So, the docs changed it to read

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share office space ...

So they tried

No go.

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They put up a sign reading

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

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No way

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Still no good

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Minds and Behinds

Next, they tried...

Unacceptable again!

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No, not a chance

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Just Forget it!

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Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

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Another attempt resulted in ...

Catatonics & High Colonics

Freaks and Cheeks

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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

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Then came..

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Loons and Moons

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Everyone loved it.

Still no good.

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

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Thumbs down again.

Nuts and Butts

Hysterias & Posteriors

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