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Last Updated: 02.07.2025 02:24

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Analysis & Anal Cysts
So, the docs changed it to read
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share office space ...
So they tried
No go.
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They put up a sign reading
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
No way
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Still no good
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Minds and Behinds
Next, they tried...
Unacceptable again!
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No, not a chance
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Just Forget it!
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Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
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Another attempt resulted in ...
Catatonics & High Colonics
Freaks and Cheeks
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
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Then came..
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Loons and Moons
Everyone loved it.
Still no good.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Thumbs down again.
Nuts and Butts
Hysterias & Posteriors
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